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Below are the 2 most recent journal entries recorded in crabscrabs' LiveJournal:

    Saturday, May 20th, 2006
    1:53 am
    Crab poetry
    My able little claws produced this poem today. I hope you like it.

    Old men's diaries, African American, scooping on the edges of Anne Frank's soul.
    Human belligerence shovelling in the vanity of the desert island.
    Underwater caves of good viciousness, hot-ass pavements of rage damn.
    I'd join in the dance with stupidity, but I've lost all loyalty.
    Anorexic, lovely, having a massive ego and being boiled, my mental illness,
    But a fortnight of gumption drives like an old lady.

    I purge. I build a house. I put hats on.
    The muscle-bound lantern of desire makes love to my dreams.
    All is electronic.


    Current Mood: poetic
    Current Music: tribal dums
    Saturday, February 11th, 2006
    1:08 pm
    My exciting day
    So today, as i was scuttling about minding my own business, I noticed that the beach was getting crowded with filthy humans. I began to make my way back to the water, when this little fucker runs up, grabs me, and screams "Daddy look!" I only had one option: I pinched the hell out of that little fuckers hand. He dropped me, and I think all of my legs are still intact. Then I went back to my watery habitat. I hope he is still bleeding.

    Current Mood: Vengeance
    Current Music: Rock Lobster - B-52s
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